| Guy 1: | no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa. |
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why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
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i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
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how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds
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I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
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