February 2012
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Being shy.
trandanny:
Is the worst thing ever because you lose the most special opportunities in your life.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
husssel:
Oprah: Book Club Fight Club
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li0nsss:
realizing that just because someone once cared, doesn’t mean they always will.
vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
Mirror: Wow you look great
Camera: lol jk